Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Pre-shift meditation

I do not mean to offend anyone with this, it is just a joke. I found it in a Day-by-Day Calender for Nurses... I'm sure I got it as a white elephant gift at a work Christmas Party!

Dear Lord,

I pray for the wisdom to understand my challenging patients;

Love to forgive them, and the patience for their moods.

Because, Lord, if I were to ask for strength, I would beat them to death.

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